interesting chair

Very early this morning.....
"Ha! ha! ha!" I hear daddy laughing.
All I am doing is sitting on the bed. What is so funny???
"Gus, get off mommy!" he laughs.
I continue to sit where I am. It is comfy. What is up with daddy and why is he laughing so much?
I glance around. I wonder where mommy is. I look around the room.
I hear a muffled voice..."guuuuuuuuussss...ggggggget offffffffffff meeeeeeeee"
I stand up.
"ah!" I hear mommy breathe.
Turns out I was sitting right on her head! On her face, to be exact. No wonder daddy was laughing so much. It must have looked sooooo funny!
Good thing I wasn't gassy!